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Scars Demotivational Poster


DOGGY STYLE -


TAGS: catwoman batman scars back
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 4:51 pm

oh hell yeah.
rerun - June 4, 2011, 11:14 am

personal experience?


83RD ACADEMY AWARDS - OSCARS -




THE OSCARS - That magical time when the most intelligent thing on stage is a tiny golden statue...




PRIOITIES -


TAGS: oscars awards actors
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 12:57 am
Thanks Oldsod. I've got friends and family that I keep track of by reading the news. All I found today was sports, television/movie stars, gossip. Ostrich syndrome. If we don't report it, then everything's roses. Phhhhttttt!!!!! Well done! 5L
JesusWept - February 23, 2015, 9:08 pm
...and that's why i don't feel bad when a download a movie.
MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 2:43 pm
people stupid enough to sit and watch over 3 hours of this crap that the average Joe actually paid for by going to see these movies...party on spoiled rich people!
MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 2:37 pm
5 thank you L's, someone else gets it! Actors paid to act, directors make big $, huge $ spent on outfits , massive gala event that probably costs more than the national debt, goody bags worth over $10,000 and people starving all around the world...
GaryO - February 23, 2015, 2:07 pm
PHUKKING BEAUTIFUL


PATIENCE -




The Academy Awards Show -


TAGS: oscars academy awards
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2014, 1:04 pm
Exactly why (amongst other reasons) I don't watch it anymore. And have you noticed the commercials are 150 decibels less than the actual show? Annoying! Anyway,the 5L award which is the most desired award at motifake goes to . . . . Vilnius!


TRAGEDY -


TAGS: sadness catastrophe disaster emotional scars
Rating: 4.75/5

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spindle - June 25, 2011, 2:11 pm
Hated Scrappy Doo.
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 1:42 am
The donger need food! And sleep.
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 1:40 am
No, that was the other robot. My avatar did the kicking. lol
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 1:37 am
I'm sorry... didf your avatar robot just take a groin shot>?
pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 1:37 am
it wouldn't be child friendly. not that it mattered in those days
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 1:35 am
As a matter of fact, why doesn't that shark just eat those guys?
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 1:34 am
Do we explain jabber jaw next?
ICEMAN - August 16, 2010, 1:26 am
Ruh roh. Someone is thinking too much. ;)
pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 1:25 am
too many dooby snacks
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 1:23 am
I just don't understand why the other dogs spoke more clearly, and had no trouble with R's.
ICEMAN - August 16, 2010, 1:21 am
Geez Bart, it was a frakkin' cartoon dog. What do you expect? The Queen's English?
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 1:18 am
bong resin
pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 1:18 am
why could he talk in the first place?
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 1:17 am
Scooby-Dee and Scooby-Dumb, that was the bumpkins name. Here's a question. How come Scooby-Doo was the only one with a speech impediment?
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 1:11 am
i'd bang dee
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 1:11 am
I agree with the whole Scrappy-Doo thing, but what really sucked were all those spin-offs and shorts with Scooby's cousins. like the bumpkin one..
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 1:03 am
shit. you
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 1:02 am
kiiiiilllll yyyoyyuuuw
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 1:01 am
You don't like Scrappy-Doo? But he has PU-PU-PU-PUPPY-POWERRRR! lol jk 5/5
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 12:59 am
That's why you are at 9 posters and a 3.93 average while my top 10 are 5/5 and my overall 541 posters are average 3.96
TheWolf - August 14, 2010, 8:07 pm
i would have said mj


MENTAL SCARS - they come when you least expect it but once you get them you can not get rid of them




REALISATION - so that's how he got those scars!!




WHY SO SERIOUS? -




THE SURVIVOR -


TAGS: scars death love sad hammy
Rating: 4.68/5

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Zetmonk - May 12, 2012, 2:33 am
Really intense.
Hawamleh - May 11, 2012, 8:11 pm
Thank you !
rerun - May 11, 2012, 7:53 pm

gave me chills, excellent


MISTAKES -


TAGS: cuts hurt pain scars cubby
Rating: 4.64/5

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hangmanheadphones - September 20, 2010, 12:14 pm
You're right, they don't fade.


BILLY AND "THE OSCARS" - Marvelous. Absolutely marvelous!!


TAGS: billy oscars again
Rating: 3/5

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calvin5040 - November 10, 2011, 9:02 pm
*done
calvin5040 - November 10, 2011, 9:01 pm
I believe this is his 9th time. So he must be doing something right. Bob hope is the only one that has do it more the Billy.
champ99 - November 10, 2011, 8:39 pm
Ummmm, No.


THE OSCARS - I guess we can see where they got the idea from.




absence -


TAGS: hospital sleep scars
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Sho

MissPriss - August 17, 2013, 12:53 am
A 5L thank you Sho for creating what too many others really need to see.
Rick69 - August 16, 2013, 3:53 pm
If that li'l duck in the beautiful font wasn't enough to take my 5Ls, the haunting text sure was...


ON M ETH -


TAGS: woman scars methamphetamine addict
Rating: 4.8/5

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lgvernon - July 4, 2013, 8:58 am

Thanks Cynic :(
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 4, 2013, 12:08 am
True... 5ad, but freakin' true. She actually looks like the daughter of a couple I know that went through the same thing. Not my child, and I cried harder than the careless parents.


Rustin Cohle played by Matthew McConaughey -


TAGS: god religion atheist hollywood oscars
Rating: 4.75/5

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AngeliaLNance - June 3, 2015, 8:25 am
I want to buy Hitler poster


THUMBTACK JACK -


TAGS: thumbtack jack wrestling scars
Rating: 2.94/5

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MO - May 11, 2009, 5:24 pm
3rd cousin to Push pin timmy.


ETCHED -




Perspective -


TAGS: beauty women flaws scars perspective
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - February 11, 2016, 11:23 am
Yes, you're right. She was wearing a Witch's Hat. She's a Witch. That's why she has a scar.
spacedog - February 10, 2016, 5:55 pm
It's kind of an oddly cropped photo. Like she was wearing a silly hat or something. Anyways, she is pretty.
Pushkin - February 10, 2016, 10:30 am
Thanks very much, mizzdizz. I think I found the perfect picture for this one. Except for that scar she is flawless like a diamond.
Pushkin - February 10, 2016, 10:30 am
Thanks very much, mizzdizz. I think I found the perfect picture for this one. Except for that scar she is flawless like a diamond.
mizzdizz - February 10, 2016, 7:19 am
Excellent, Push! A full honors salute to this chick for doing this pic. Most of us hide the scars. You won't see me in shorts or a skirt without wearing tall boots. Well done, Push, well done! 5L!!!!!!!!!!!!


Donate -


TAGS: priorities oscars academy awards starving children
Rating: 4.3/5

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NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 12:11 pm
Better they pray to win something like the Superbowl... God always seems to answer "Yes" to those prayers. Hey, Bob! Why don't you give them one of the sandwiches you packed for the day... You're only FIVE FEET AWAY!!!
CaptMickeyd - January 28, 2016, 4:44 pm
Ouch. Kinda smarts, huh, Jada?


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